TERMS OF USE & SERVICE - updated 5.2.05

By accessing and/or using this site users acknowledge that all material found in the "squadpatrol" domain is property (intellectual and otherwise)of The Squad Patrol and/or its members, unless otherwise noted, and is therefore protected by all applicable copyright and trademark laws. Users also acknowledge the site may contain adult material, and must proceed according to applicable local laws concerning consumption of such material. We assume our users operate thusly and we are therefore free of any liability that may stem from that adult material. If you, the user, are not satisfied with these statements or any of the material found on this site, please do not use or access this site.

Links to external sites are followed at the user's own risk. We will not be held liable for the content of those external sites, and are therefore not liable for any damages caused by accessing and/or using those sites.

Any information we collect about users will be not be distributed to other entities, and will be used only as specified to the user at the time of collection. At this time, we do not collect any information about users via cookies or any other data collecting mechanism. We are also not responsible for any information external sites that we have linked to may collect about the user.

By using and accessing this site, users acknowledge these statements and implicitly agree to them. Users also acknowledge that they will take no action against Squad Patrol and/or its members for any damage, grievance, injury, etc. incurred by viewing this site.

Users acknowledge that by sending (submitting to) us information including, but not exclusive to, ideas, news, stories, video, audio, jokes, sketches, or screenplays via email or web form they agree to forfeit all ownership rights to said information. The information will become property of The Squad Patrol upon receipt. This is superceded only by negotiation with a representative of The Squad Patrol that holds proper authority to conduct such negotiations. Desire to negotiate as such must be made known to The Squad Patrol prior to sending (submitting) information.

Updates to these Terms of Use & Service will become active upon being posted here. We will make note of when updates are made. We reserve the right to change or alter the Terms of Use & Service at any time, for any reason, and shall not be held liable for any damage caused by such change or alteration.

On a personal note, don't take our stuff. And also don't take us too seriously. Unfortunately, we can't require a sense of humor, but it would be very helpful if you had one.

If you don't get this or don't agree and you think you need to ask us something, send us an email.