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Why does Nicholas Cage always get to play Good-Looking Badasses?
Think about it. National Treasure, Con Air, The Rock. He's got the cool lines, a hot girlfriend. It doesn't add up.

I mean, I understand how Nicholas Cage, the actor, could have a hot girlfriend, cause he's a huge celebrity and he's rich, but the guy he's playing in the movie isn't a big time Hollywood Actor, he's some dipshit scientist or something.

Yet this guy continues to get the role as the big romantic lead as the good-looking badass. The main problem with that. He's not good looking, or a badass. It's like having Dakota Fanning play The Predator. Which is ridiculous. We all know the only person that can play the predator is Whoopie Goldberg.

I can only think of one movie in which Nicholas Cage was good looking, and that was the one where he was wearing John Travolta's face. Wake up, people!

- Madoon

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