Squad Patrol's Blogging

Do you ever feel like the days are dragging on? I find taking a three hour nap helps make the day go quicker. This should only be done on days you are not working.

The title of this article pretty much says it all. A brand new trailer for When A Stranger Calls (WASC) is playing right now as I type this sentence. The one good thing about a thousand different cuts of the trailer is that I've seen the whole movie. I can spend $15 on something important now like the Final Destination 20 DVD. This time around 6 friends escape barely dying from Mexican stabbing weasels. I can buy the Death To Smoochy DVD with the change. My favorite cut is the happy go lucky version. For a second I thought WASC wasn't going to be a horror movie like the 100 other trailers before that one made it out to be.

The people behind When A Stranger Calls might as well take it one step further to show us how bad the movie is going to be by merchandising with a fast food chain. This guarantees the movie is going to be horrible. We have the new Star Wars movies as great examples of fast food chain downfalls.

A new trailer is playing right now. Ohhhhh the movie is actually a romantic comedy. Mark Ruffalo is the killer! He's such an awkward dream boat.